Thrash (2026) Review
Main Character
Phoebe Dynevor plays Lisa and honestly she is super boring in this film. She offers nothing to make you care about her, her character is pregnant and that is literally as far as they go to develop her character. In a film like this you have to care about the lead character and I just really didn't.
Supporting Characters
Whitney Peak plays Dakota and she gets a bit more to do in the film and at least she had a little bit of character to her. It is certainly nothing special, but I kind of wish they had focused more on her and got ride of a bunch of the rest of the cast.
Djimon Hounsou plays Dale and he is easily the most recognisable actor here and at least he is trying to have a little bit of fun here with the smaller amount of screentime he has.
There are three kids who have they're own story here and none of them are particularly good and I didn't care about any of them. I mean, I don't really understand why they are in the film except to pad out the runtime of the film.
Story
The story is pretty much non existent and that could have been okay if the rest of the film was good, which it is not. It is a good enough presence but there are no characters to care about and the film doesn't really do anything to make it stand out from other films in its genre.
Script
The script is laughably bad, which I kind of expected. Disaster films like this aren't usually known for their writing and this film continues that tradition but it doesn't have any of the charm that some of those films have which really holds it back.
Style
This film has some okay action sequences, especially when it focuses on the damage that the weather does to the village. It is also like 80 mins long which means at least I only had to watch this trainwreck for a short amount of time. But the sharks look really funny, it is clear that the film didn't have the budget to really make the sharks stand out and I kind of wish they were left out.
Overall
Overall, Thrash is a really bad film. It is 90 minutes that I will never get back and unfortunately it has very little to offer and should be avoided at all cost.
Rating - 2/10






